Fabellini reviews: To say that love booze is a hundred years understatement of Bravo’s Real Housewives. Indeed, watching the show increases the alcohol level of your blood according to scientific evidence by at least three percentage points. It is therefore reasonable that some of the Real Housewives are going to start their own branded alcoholic drinks.
We tasted and reviewed all of the Real Housewives–branded wines and spirits that were available for less than $20 in the Tristate area. So, in the spirit of reality television-inspired wine journalism, here they are, ranked.
So far, our favorite ladies have had varying degrees of success in the spirits business, ranging from Teresa Giudice’s now-defunct Fabellini Wines to Bethenny’s multi-million dollar Skinnygirl Cocktails to Ramona’s aptly named Ramona pinot grigio. Brandi Glanville of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recently entered the beverage market.